Okay, two songs.. I've managed to totally distort..

First is 'Party people, it's Friday night..' Distortion is Shiny people, shady people, stalky people, etc. :|

Second is 'I kissed a girl, I liked it..' Distortion, I ate a chocolate I liked it, I fell down, I liked it, I went for a spin, I liked it, etc. :@ It never stops, does it ? Argh :X